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Read it!
DISCLAIMER:
Read it!
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I represent no company, and I receive no revenue from this page.
(Translation: I do not get paid for my efforts nor are there any
sponsors or advertisements, unlike some other pages :P)
I provide this information as knowledge I have gained. I make no
guarentee of the accuracy of this knowledge, but I am excercising
my cerebral cortex while processing pages, which keeps me from
watching TV, or selling crack in the park. I am not sure which is
worse. I also get to use Emacs and Perl, which are good reasons unto
themselves.
At the very least, some of the text should prove funny. Well, my Mom
thinks its funny, even if she still doesn't understand that an Acura
is a Honda.
OK, now the but part:
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I can't be held responsible for what you do with your car,
your wife's car, nor the car of the neighbor you don't like too much
since his dog started fertilizing your yard.
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If you see something and think "Gee, I want to try that!" and
something goes wrong, it's not my fault. Its not Mazda's
fault. Its not even your parent's fault, although I would not rule them
out as suspects just yet.
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Don't expect me to pay your speeding tickets after you install a
VooDoo. Don't expect me to pay for the bodywork after you find out
despite what some people in the south say, summer tires really do suck
in the northeast winters.
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I suppose I should throw in a catch all yada yada yada here as
well for any other topic you read within these pages. If you have
enough intelligence to navigate the web, you are smart enough to
use some common sense and accept responsibility for your actions. If
not, might I suggest some quality time with Barney followed by
WWF and Monday Night Nitro. This should warp all sense of values,
reality and normalcy you may be holding onto, and with some luck you
will once again join this dimension, Earth, late 20th century.
I think you get the gist...
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